bethmai:

go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A

(Source: moaninglisasmile)


 He thought you were brilliant.

 He thought you were brilliant.

daedalush:

lapatisseriemb:

daedalush:

YOU KNOW DESPITE MY SOCIAL ANXIETY MEETING SOMEONE NEW IS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING THING BECAUSE YOU MAY BE MEETING YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND OR YOUR NEXT MURDER VICTIM OR YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND OR SOMETHING AND IT’S JUST REALLY NEAT HOW THAT ALL WORKS OUT

murder victim

did i fuckin stutter u know what ur on ur way to becoming just that

(Source: reallygrey)

egg-rolls:

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instead of saying like gay and straight and all that bullshit i think everyone should just memorize this thing so then you could be like my sexuality is turquoise and yellowish orange and everyone would just be like oh ok 

sluttyoliveoil:

had your eyes wide open
why were they open

sluttyoliveoil:

had your eyes wide open

why were they open

(Source: latadelixo)

yueki:

I found these pumpkin erasers

kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERF**KERS”

kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERF**KERS”